№ 00  ·  Noosphere  ·  an AI salesperson for your website

Imagine if your website hired a salesperson.

Closes leads. Books appointments. Talks to humans and their AI agents. Runs from Telegram. $250/month. All in.

Live in 5 min $250/mo, no tiers Early access opening soon
When a human visits
Hi, planning a corporate dinner for 12. Do you do private rooms?
Yes — our back room seats 14. Friday at 7pm is open. Want me to lock it in?
Half the group is vegetarian. Possible?
Absolutely. I’ll mark it on the booking and prep a veg menu. Name + email?
When an AI agent visits (A2A)
Looking to book private dining for 12 people Friday evening, vegetarian-friendly.
back_room available Fri 19:00. capacity 14. vegetarian menu confirmed. need: contact_name, contact_email.
Built for: Restaurants· Salons· Dental offices· Agencies· Clinics· Real estate· Studios· E-commerce· Coaches
№ 01  ·  The problem

Most websites are billboards.
Yours can be a salesperson.

A page is a brochure that waits. A salesperson reads the room and closes. Noosphere replaces the brochure — for human visitors and the AI agents now coming on their behalf.

Most websites · still

“We’re an Italian restaurant in midtown. Reservations by phone.”

Same site · with Noosphere · human asking

“Table for two Saturday at 8? I’ve got a quiet corner spot. Anniversary? I’ll have the kitchen send something.”

Same site · with Noosphere · AI asking

reservation_available Sat 20:00, table_id 14, capacity 2, ambient quiet. confirm with party_name + contact.

№ 02  ·  One agent. Both audiences.

Talks to your customers. Talks to their AI.

Same install. Two surfaces. The widget handles humans. A2A handles the AI agents researching you on their behalf. One brain underneath.

→ The widget · for humans

A salesperson living on your website.

Visitors get a real conversation, not a contact form. You run it from Telegram — text, voice, the works.

  • Closes leads through conversation
  • Telegram management (voice + text)
  • Knows your Google Analytics
  • Advises you on your own business
Deep dive on the widget →
→ A2A · for AI agents

A protocol so your site talks to AIs, not just crawlers.

When Claude, ChatGPT, or Gemini come asking about you on someone’s behalf, your site answers — in a language they can actually act on.

  • Real-time, structured answers
  • Books, quotes, qualifies through the agent
  • The next decade of distribution
  • Cents per conversation, not dollars per click
Deep dive on A2A →
№ 03  ·  Setup

Live in 5 minutes.

i.

Paste one line into your site.

A single <script> tag in your <head>. That one script lights up both surfaces: the widget for humans and the A2A protocol for agents.

ii.

Open Telegram and tell it about your business.

Type. Send voice notes from the car. Paste your pricing page. The agent reads everything and trains itself in real time — same brain, instantly available to humans and AI agents alike.

iii.

It works the floor.

Visitors get a conversation that closes. AI agents get a protocol that books. You get a Telegram summary every morning of what happened on your site overnight.

№ 04  ·  What you get

Not a chatbot. A salesperson.

Multiple frontier models routing each question to the best one. Real tools underneath — calendar, payments, CRM. Actual conversations, actual outcomes.

a.

Multi-model.

Routes each question to the strongest model for it — reasoning, fact lookup, voice, summarization.

b.

Two languages.

Natural English for humans. Structured A2A for AI agents. Same source of truth answers both.

c.

Telegram-managed.

Configure, train, debug, and review by texting. Voice notes are first-class input.

d.

Analytics-aware.

Plugs into Google Analytics. Knows what’s working, what’s broken, and which visitors deserve more attention.

e.

Closes leads.

Turns “what does it cost?” into a qualified conversation, a calendar invite, or a paid checkout.

f.

Advises you.

Notices patterns, flags problems, suggests tests. The smartest employee you have is the one talking to every visitor.

g.

Tools, plenty.

Calendar bookings, Stripe checkout, CRM sync, custom APIs. If a salesperson would reach for it, it can.

h.

One install.

One script tag turns on the widget for humans and the A2A protocol for agents. No second integration.

i.

Updates itself.

Tell it “we’re closed Sunday.” The widget knows by the time you put the phone down. The A2A answers know too.

№ 05  ·  Pricing

$250 a month. Everything in.

One plan. No tiers. Launching soon — join the waitlist.

→ The Noosphere plan

Noosphere

For working businesses upgrading from billboard to salesperson.

$250/ month
Early access. Founding price.
  • The agent — widget for humans + A2A for AI agents
  • Telegram management (text, voice, multi-model)
  • Google Analytics, calendar, Stripe, CRM tools
  • Unlimited conversations
  • Business-advisor mode
  • Custom personality and brand voice
  • Email support

We’ll email you at launch. Nothing else.

Enterprise

For high-volume or regulated.

Custom
Talk to a human.
  • Everything in Noosphere
  • White-label option
  • Self-hosted option
  • SLA + custom integrations
  • Named account team
Talk to us →
№ 07  ·  Ship it

Imagine if every visitor — human or AI —
got the right answer, every time.